I miss ya, Mom & Dad. It's great to have you home again. I hope the place is clean of shit enough for you. I freaking worked my ass off wiping the floor man. At least Mom said that it was very clean. Fucking satisfied I was.
My folks said that my Bro's girl is a spoilt brat. I knew it. I motherfucking knew it. China girls are like that. MOST China girls, excuse me. Furthermore, she's the only kid. She's BOUND to be spoilt. The shitting thing I'm worried for my Bro is: If he breaks up with her, I wonder what the father would do. You people must understand that MOST China people are fucking crazy man. They have got mafias or some shit like that man. If the father sends some mafias bastard to kill my Bro, I'm gonna go for lasic to make my eyesight motherfucking good, then I'll join the commandos, go there and kill the enitre motherfucking mafia.
Let's check out the cool stuff we did today. Baby is freaking lucky man, she got a 50 dollar Adidas voucher in some lucky shit. We got her a bag that's 51 bucks. And yes, I paid the extra $1.40. I bought my girl a cool handbag. :D
We watched Damn Snakes On A Motherfucking Plane too. It's a cool movie. But it makes me freak out cos I'm gonna be on a plane in 7 fucking days. The bad thing is, no sharp objects are allowed on the plane. So if a snake appears, I'm fucked. :D I hate snakes. In the movie, the snake bit the guy's dick. It was freakin' sick man, I felt his pain! Ouch! Imagine your dick or your pussy get bitten by a snake. The guy tried to pull it off and he was in so much pain that he banged his head onto the mirror. Oh ya, a girl got bitten on her boobs. She was having sex with her guy in the toilet and the snake went to bite her boobs. They showed it! They showed the snake biting her boobies. Holy shit man, imagine if she's pregant. The snake will be fucking healthy!
Ok, that's all for the show, I don't wanna dream of some motherfucking snake biting my dick off. Yucks!
I love you, Sherlyn.
