You know, sometimes things can get pretty annoying. Especially when people think so highly of themselves that they put you in such an inferior position when you're actually not? Well, personally, I find it rather funny too.
Figure this, why would I try to impress a person who has got no sense of appreciation? Why would I try to impress a person when I've got many, who really care, to impress? Isn't it just fucking funny?
Would you feel inferior? No, I won't. Actually, I feel damn fucking great! Somebody actually wants me to impress him! Well, since he wants me, I'm not giving it to him. :D
"You should spend more time into your books...." No comment. As Kovit would say,"That is so hundred seasons ago..." :D Sure sounds like someone saying that Hugo is so no it right now. That's goes the same for,"Dating simply makes you spend like shit."
Oh ya, you know what's the latest joke in town? The sport industry will die. It's JOKE OF THE YEAR! Isn't it fucking funny? Laugh your asses off, ladies and gentlemen.
Do not look down on the sporting industry. We may just beat your job! Difference is we love our job and you may not.
I think it's time I'd take this fucking seriously. If nobody's gonna do something about it, I will. See you soon!
Before I start, here's some information to help aid your reading:
Piang (n): A citizen of the Republic of China, a pure Chinese person. Renamed as the Piangs to help disguise naughty jokes as to prevent being prosecuted.
The Piangs are Noisy! This is a Piang country. I love Piang pork.
4 Nights in Beijing....
The plane ride was rather fun. They played that wrestling movie but it's not like SIA where you get 1 monitor to yourself, everybody watches it on a big screen. There were no snakes on the plane.
We arrived in Beijing at 6 in the morning. All I can say about the Piang airport is: INEFFICIENT! And they had a lane t the checkouts called the olympic lane. Why the hell are fat people queueing up there?
Then we met our tour guide. When she opened her mouth for the first time, I laughed my head off! She speaks like Russell Peters! Piangs have got this funny ass way of speaking.
We went to the Forbiden City first. We haven't check into our hotels. Not a fun place. Anyways, let's talk about the people. Ash and YuChing were the other couple in the trip. There's another couple in the trip but I don't know a shit about them. Then there was Jialiang, the SW guy. Everybody was fun. They loved making jokes and were very lively. Except for the other dao group which I won't waste my bleedy time blogging about. We've made a lot of new friends during the trip.
I don't wish to blog about this anymore tonight. Will continue some other time. Nothing funny to write about actually.
I hope you guys read my previous post regarding China people. Well, I'm about to face my nightmare. I'm going to Bei-motherfucking-Jing. And like my brother said, the people there are FUCKED up. No, I'm not gonna beat up some China guy for fun neither will I close the toilet door for them when they take a shit. I wonder why they're like that. Ancestors didn't get any education on etiquette?
I'll be going to the Golden Resource Mall: Mall filled with Chinese business men. The Chinese people will try to earn every single penny from you. I hope I don't end up like Russell Peters having to bargain the Chinese dude.
Ok, here's an update for the week's activities. Dale and I went to have our eyebrows threaded. Why? Something wrong? It takes a real man to thread his eyebrow, ok. It also takes a real man to bring tissue when he goes out, apply toner and moisturizer, do up his hair and also to take care of the hair on his face. That goes for the hair on the armpit, stomach, chest and the freakin' groin area. To all my fellow men doing all these shit, I salute you. To those who haven't thought about doing all these, maybe you should.
We watched Tokyo Drift AGAIN. It's just such a cool movie.
It's time to go take a shower and get ready for the flight. I AM going to carry sharp objects with me. Fucking movie made me so wary of snakes on a plane.
